sleeper agent character of the day
Month
PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)
FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)
Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)
Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )
The Salvation Army: They promote the hatred of LGBT+ people, work with fundamentalist Christian groups to support conservative politics and rip off and exploit workers. ( x x x )
Wounded Warrior: They take money that should be spent on veterans and blow it on huge opulent parties for the company bigwigs. 26 million in 2014 alone wasted! ( x x x )
^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups
Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.
A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for a member of the United States Congress and I’ll be singing “I Don’t Understand the Poor” from A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder.
Agents
Headcanon production is down
I said
Agents
Get yourself off the ground
There’s no
Need
To
Be
Pro
Ductive
Bam
Bam
Bam
Bam
It’s fun to write headcanons
All day
Furthering communism
All day
Our mother lands gone to shit
Let’s satirise it’s corpse
I can’t rhyme
Wake me up inside
Controversial Take of the Day
We need to bring unironically calling each other Comrade back.
Already on it, Comrade. I use it all the time.
It’s not a dick measuring contest, comrade.
Yo, legit question. Does weeb culture fall under modern orientalism? cuz I feel like it does.
Trump puppet is establishing an American space force. Which is odd because I could have sworn we already had one of those lying around. But I could be mistaking it for his subterranean demon horde, which opperates equally.
YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
Comrade Violet will lead the revolution and eat the rich with us
I dreamt that I was being spied on by the government and was held as a political prisoner because I talked about the rain.
It wasn’t a dream. The memory erasing drugs sometimes leave traces.
And now, the weather
you fool it was the weather that got us into this mess in the first place
You notice how Trump demolished the food safety laws and now, in the past month, we haven’t been able to eat lettuce, eggs, Tyson chicken, and watermelon because there are huge bacteria outbreaks?
Interesting… 🤔 🤔 🤔
lettuce (x)
eggs (x)
chicken (x)
watermelon (x)
and here’s a link to an article talking about the changes trump has made to food safety protections
gendernihilistanarchocommunist:
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
Plan the wedding of Krump and Tim.
Who takes the surname, what do they wear, who’s invited, what’s served, what cake do they serve, what is their first dance?
I don’t know. I leave it to your creative clammy custardy hands.
Is anyone surprised by two dictators being buddies? I’m not. I’m still gonna hide in my bunker tho, in case their divorce gets nasty.
Btw comrades what plans do you have for the REAL royal wedding between Tim and Krump? Be it color pallets, dress designs, cakes, will they keep their last names? Tell me.
Plan Trump and Kim’s wedding for me, fill the void in my soul.
we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.
when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste.
we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.
when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste.
we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.
when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste.
To all the bots following us, stop it. We don’t serve your kind here.
That’s right, shadow government is racist to robots. What’re you gonna do about it???!? Call the Tumblr police? My mom? Oh fuck please don’t call Mom.
It’s my medication that makes me a crazy racy boi. I love robots :) thoughts and prayers
Oh so edgy.
-agent elbow testing our new conservative bot program
