Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A local celebrity who’s name I won’t reveal due to privacy protection
She is beauty, she is grace, she will probably kick you in the face. On unrelated note, how does she walk unbothered by that wedgie? Truly a powerful agent.
POWERFUL, WEDGIE, LOCAL, BLONDE Ready to follow orders
Today’s sleeper agent: the best goddamn marching dog in the world
And his army of forty Greek children
HOWL BLARE SUBMIT HORN IDOL
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
Today’s Sleeper Agents of the Day are: The entire Russian football (or soccer for you capitalist) team
You all knew this was coming. It was only a matter of time.
SPORT, BALL, FAKE, INJURY, FAULT, DESTROY Ready to follow orders.
Today’s Sleeper Agents of the Day are: Achilles and his BOYFRIEND and fellow warrior Patroclus
Sorry for very large capitalization on boyfriend. I need everyone to remember that these two were and always have been hella gay. Also we normally we don’t do this on blog, but shout out to artist wjsolha on deviant art for making this beautiful piece.
Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Ridley from the Metroid series and now Super Smash Bros
He is now in the game. Never ask anything from Sakurai again.
ALIEN, MURDER, PLAYABLE, MONSTER, FINALLY Ready to follow orders
Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Ihop every single ihop restaurant in existence
You didn’t think shadow government would be in food industry? Foolish capitalist. Food industry very critical to shadow government. How else will we feed agents?
SWEET, KILLER, PANCAKES, 3AM, SURREAL Ready to follow orders
Today’s Sleeper Agent: Edna Mode
It’s always the popular characters that want to watch the world burn, my dudes. c’est la vie.
CAPE RED FIRE NEW FUTURE
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Dante from the Devil May Cry series
He is old now but that won’t stop him from killing capitalist demons.
HERO, WHITE, PIZZA, GUITAR Ready to follow orders.
Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Ubisoft
Many gamers are wondering why Ubisoft is delivering in romance when Bioware is not. The answer is very simple. Ubisoft is now under control of shadow government and we know what the people want while Bioware is under the control of capitalist pigs who know nothing.
GAYS, PRIDE, LESBIANS, EVERYTHING, GREEK, DANCE Ready to follow orders.
Today’s sleeper agent is: this thic boi on my hotel wall
He watches
EYES STAG BROWN GREEN SHREK
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Connor from Detroit Become Human
This good android boy no longer serves Amanda but shadow government. He will be in our safe hands.
DEVIANT, BLOOD, LICK, FISH, ANGEL, SON Ready to follow orders.