Today’s Sleeper Agent: Sonic the Hedgeheg
not amused by the capitalist agenda he moves to siberia to find himself
BLUE FAST RED GOGGLES GAY
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A local celebrity who’s name I won’t reveal due to privacy protection
She is beauty, she is grace, she will probably kick you in the face. On unrelated note, how does she walk unbothered by that wedgie? Truly a powerful agent.
POWERFUL, WEDGIE, LOCAL, BLONDE Ready to follow orders
Why did you post picture of sacred shadow government unicorn? Why did you let her escape?
Why?
Today’s Sleeper Agent: The Jaa’m Race
We can’t contain it for much longer, go to these coordinates, agents. help us
40.3399° N, 127.5101° E
CHAOS SPREAD WATER FANG DOG
Y͈̞̦̩͉̭͠O̰̰U̫̩ ̡̱̮̘͈H̴͈̤AV̵͇̜͕̥͙E̖͍ ͓̦͓̬̗ͅB̦̩E҉̣̬̙̣E̜͚̣N̷ ̮̜̞͟A͈͓͈̝͚̪C̰T̀I̝͙͉͉̺͟V̱͚̰̰͠A͙̣͕͟T̴͈͚͎̳ED̼̯͚̰
Today’s Sleeper Agent: The Avengers
yeah not sure how they’re going to fix this one comrades
BUBBLES WHY ARM AYE SKULL
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
Today’s Sleeper Agent: Edna Mode
It’s always the popular characters that want to watch the world burn, my dudes. c’est la vie.
CAPE RED FIRE NEW FUTURE
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
Today’s Sleeper Agent is: The lego incredibles
this is without a doubt the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in my life
looking at them alone is enough to slay the enemies of shadow government.
REEEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS
PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)
FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)
Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)
Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.
^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups
Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.
A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org
