sleeper agent character of the day

Today’s Sleeper Agent is: The lego incrediblesthis is without a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:30:21 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agent is: The lego incredibles

this is without a doubt the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in my life

looking at them alone is enough to slay the enemies of shadow government.

REEEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:41:48 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agent: Sonic the Hedgehegnot amused by the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:30:28 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agent: Sonic the Hedgeheg

not amused by the capitalist agenda he moves to siberia to find himself

BLUE FAST RED GOGGLES GAY

READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS

comrade-of-the-day: comrade-of-the-day: Today’s Sleeper Agent...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:41:22 -0400

comrade-of-the-day:

comrade-of-the-day:

Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A local celebrity who’s name I won’t reveal due to privacy protection

She is beauty, she is grace, she will probably kick you in the face. On unrelated note, how does she walk unbothered by that wedgie? Truly a powerful agent.

POWERFUL, WEDGIE, LOCAL, BLONDE Ready to follow orders

Why did you post picture of sacred shadow government unicorn? Why did you let her escape?
Why?

She is powerful for one agent alone to contain. She escaped from me.

comrade-of-the-day: Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:09:54 -0400

comrade-of-the-day:

Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A local celebrity who’s name I won’t reveal due to privacy protection

She is beauty, she is grace, she will probably kick you in the face. On unrelated note, how does she walk unbothered by that wedgie? Truly a powerful agent.

POWERFUL, WEDGIE, LOCAL, BLONDE Ready to follow orders

Why did you post picture of sacred shadow government unicorn? Why did you let her escape?

Why?

Charities/organisations to avoid:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:55:37 -0400

arch4ngel:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shitpost-senpai:

prochoice-or-gtfo:

paintedspectres:

this-tragic-affair:

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.

Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )

The Salvation Army: They promote the hatred of LGBT+ people, work with fundamentalist Christian groups to support conservative politics and rip off and exploit workers. ( x x x )

Wounded Warrior: They take money that should be spent on veterans and blow it on huge opulent parties for the company bigwigs. 26 million in 2014 alone wasted! ( x x x )

^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups

Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.

A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org

fortheloveofrome: diaemyung: itsahalest0rm: godpenis: This...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 11:38:43 -0400

fortheloveofrome:

diaemyung:

itsahalest0rm:

godpenis:

This is important hello (x)

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

grim-aesthetics: ❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈ Me trying to run a...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:41:50 -0400

grim-aesthetics:

❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈

Me trying to run a function government.

Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A local celebrity...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:30:20 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: A local celebrity who’s name I won’t reveal due to privacy protection

She is beauty, she is grace, she will probably kick you in the face. On unrelated note, how does she walk unbothered by that wedgie? Truly a powerful agent.

POWERFUL, WEDGIE, LOCAL, BLONDE Ready to follow orders

theonewithahappyheart: Hi, I’ll be auditioning for a member of the United States Congress and I’ll...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 15:54:38 -0400

theonewithahappyheart:

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for a member of the United States Congress and I’ll be singing “I Don’t Understand the Poor” from A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder.

PSAAgentsHeadcanon production is downI saidAgentsGet yourself off the groundThere’s...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:57:56 -0400

PSA

Agents

Headcanon production is down

I said

Agents

Get yourself off the ground

There’s no

Need

Pro

Ductive

Bam

It’s fun to write headcanons

All day

Furthering communism

All day

Our mother lands gone to shit

Let’s satirise it’s corpse

I can’t rhyme

Wake me up inside

Today’s sleeper agent: the best goddamn marching dog in...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:30:41 -0400

Today’s sleeper agent: the best goddamn marching dog in the world
And his army of forty Greek children
HOWL BLARE SUBMIT HORN IDOL
READY TO FOLLOW ORDERS

humansoflatecapitalism: 🕊 https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate🕊...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 15:27:58 -0400

humansoflatecapitalism:

🕊 https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate
🕊 https://www.instagram.com/HumansOfLate

catsnuggler: property-is-theft: Controversial Take of the Day We need to bring unironically calling...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 11:23:23 -0400

catsnuggler:

property-is-theft:

Controversial Take of the Day

We need to bring unironically calling each other Comrade back.

Already on it, Comrade. I use it all the time.

It’s not a dick measuring contest, comrade.

Today’s Sleeper Agents of the Day are: The entire Russian...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:30:35 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agents of the Day are: The entire Russian football (or soccer for you capitalist) team

You all knew this was coming. It was only a matter of time.

SPORT, BALL, FAKE, INJURY, FAULT, DESTROY Ready to follow orders.

PSA Yo, legit question. Does weeb culture fall under modern orientalism? cuz I feel like it does.

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 15:37:16 -0400

PSA

Yo, legit question. Does weeb culture fall under modern orientalism? cuz I feel like it does.

Trump puppet is establishing an American space force. Which is odd because I could have sworn we...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:13:15 -0400

Trump puppet is establishing an American space force. Which is odd because I could have sworn we already had one of those lying around. But I could be mistaking it for his subterranean demon horde, which opperates equally.

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Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:09:57 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agents of the Day are: Achilles and his...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 16:30:53 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agents of the Day are: Achilles and his BOYFRIEND and fellow warrior Patroclus

Sorry for very large capitalization on boyfriend. I need everyone to remember that these two were and always have been hella gay. Also we normally we don’t do this on blog, but shout out to artist wjsolha on deviant art for making this beautiful piece.

Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Agent Knee Why is agent...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 13:30:52 -0400

Today’s Sleeper Agent of the Day is: Agent Knee

Why is agent knee making post about being sleeper agent? We already know this. Well today is special day since today is day I joined shadow government or as the capitalist call it a birthday.

My code words are only known by head of government and agent elbow. We shall keep it this way.